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Make, Believe, Hope, and Associates

by TUF:TheUnitedFederation

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Hey there fashion plate girl You got every beauty aid made on this world You look like the girl in the super drink ad Everythings velvet then everythings plaid You run around shopping and buying like mad And if you can’t have it you act very sad Hey there fashion plate girl You got every beauty aid made on this world You’re eyes are made up right and so is your nose And that’s a nice fragrance for between your toes Nobody’s perfect but you won’t let that show You put on your face hoping nobody knows Hey there fashion plate girl You got every beauty aid made on this world Hey there Pleistocene world Thanks for the stuff that makes fashion plate girl Thanks for the stuff
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Speedwalker 03:32
Yeah, uh huh, yeah Got bath towels Did you get em on sale Everythings here Buckets and pails Food court mall Guilty as charged Soda and fries Both extra large I’m a speedwalker Walking in the mall Walking in the mall Gonna see it all Mediocre grooving in a mediocre town Thug mall life and I wear it proud The labor that’s making all these clothes that I buy As advertised I’m a speedwalker Walking in the mall Walking in the mall Gonna see it all Never apparel Apple republic Secret topic Speedwalker strut With my speedwalker butt Weight in each arm And a smile full of smarm And no mother hubbard gonna slow me down Speedwalker mall so I head downtown I’m walkin in the mall I’m gonna see it all I’m a speedwalker Walking in the mall Walking in the mall Gonna see it all Speedwalker Yeah, uh huh, yeah
3.
Aye Solution 03:44
Oh dusty days Oh my it hurts Pain in my eyes I can’t feel much worse And the contacts in my eyes keep on movin And the contacts in my life keep on moving Aye solution Dirt on the lens Aye solution I can’t see my friends Save it all Save each drop Aye solution Sing it loud Sing it proud I’m a solution
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I got nowhere to go but this room full of phones Callin homes of strangers who don’t wanna know About the crap that I’m sellin So they tell me where to go To hell you tele tele tele telemarket tear Tele tele tele telemarket tear Tell me that you love me telemarket tear Sell it sell it telemarket tear I call up and ask have you heard of the ear thermometer She said “yah telemaketer and you can stick it in your rear Snappy comeback I said Would you go out for a beer With a desperate a lonely telemarket tear Tele tele tele telemarket tear Tell me that you love me telemarket tear Sell it sell it telemarket tear When I get home theres a message from you But the very last thing that I want to do Is talk on the phone Don’t wanna talk on the phone no more I got nowhere to go but this room full of phones Callin homes of strangers who don’t wanna know About the crap that I’m sellin So they tell me where to go To hell you tele tele tele telemarket tear
5.
We’re 27 years away From the planet blowing us away If you really don’t want to stay Go find somewhere else to play We’re a peasant revolution band Trying to really understand And the truth of our mission Is to heal all division Come join our peasant revolution band And the status quo just can’t stay Gotta go and get the hell away Well I thought I’d go and find some peace today But somebody’s got to make them pay We’re a peasant revolution band Trying to really understand And the truth of our mission Is to heal all division Come join our peasant revolution band The gentry is awash today The greedy pigs and gilded troughs that they bath I wish I didn’t have to stay But somebody’s got to make them pay We’re a peasant revolution band Trying to really understand And the truth of our mission Is to heal all division Come join our peasant revolution band
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Party’s going swell You’re out of beer and you decide to get some The cheapest place for beer Is at your local corporate supermarket store It’s a dollar more at the mom and pop store But it’s a dollar much better spent Cuz corporate owns the real estate And they just raised old mom and pop’s rent I don’t want to buy all of that crap And I don’t want the plastic in which its wrapped And I don’t want to break the great retail strike I’m gonna go some other way Other than the safe say There is a better way Let’s go some other way Against my advice you’re in the corporate store And you’re heading straight for Where they keep the beer They sucker you into buying chips and other expensive stuff Before you’re anywhere near They think we’re stupid so they put up all those Dumb and ugly advertising signs Sure you’ve got a choice but they make sure its them that you choose Everytime I don’t want to buy all of that crap And I don’t want the plastic in which its wrapped And I don’t want to break the great retail strike I’m gonna go some other way
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Culdesac 03:21
Culdesac If you ever find a way out Better find a way to stay out Culdesac Buy sell rent Any god or government Buy sell rent Nobodies livin in a culdesac Culdesac If you ever find a way out Better find a way to stay out Culdesac Stolen gone spent Co-insurance People incorporate Nobody livin in a culdesac Culdesac
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Con chavo Larry en Chavas He ate chorizo me chile And you might think that I’m silly Tan buen provecho I saw the face of my lord In a tortilla If you see the lord on your plate Possible jesus or not Appreciate what you got Tan buen provecho I saw the face of my lord In a tortilla
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Stuff 03:01
Spend spend spend Saw a car commercial Cant get it out my head Gotta go and get it And spend spend spend Saw a clothes commercial Cant get it out my head Gotta go and get it And spend spend spend I need stuff Can’t get enough of it Can’t get enough Can’t get enough of that stuff Spend spend spend Saw a car commercial Cant get it out my head Gotta go and get it And spend spend spend Saw a clothes commercial Cant get it out my head Gotta go and get it And spend spend spend I need stuff Can’t get enough of it Can’t get enough Can’t get enough of that stuff Caught your latest gimmick Had to go pretend I got a lot of money To spend spend spend Caught your latest gimmick Had to go pretend I got a lot of money To spend spend spend I need stuff Can’t get enough of it Can’t get enough Can’t get enough of that stuff Ahh I need some stuff
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Precious Gem 04:46
Oh Alex I’m in double jeopardy Oh I’m sorry Yah I’m so sorry That’s incorrect I’ll take finders and keepers For one hundred What am I What am I Doing here Had my hand right on the buzzer But I’m just too hesitant Guess I’ll just keep switchin channels Till I find that precious gem Kerry Brown Won’t you Come on down You’re the next contestant You’re the next contestant Give Bob a kiss I tried to guess the highest Without going over They yelled guess higher So I guessed higher But it’s lower But I don’t leave empty handed The home version I get to keep Guess I’ll just keep switchin channels Till I find that precious gem

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For so long the necessary changes were impossible, implausible, and impractical until finally, and in a fashion previously inconceivable, we united around the simple proposition that a better world begins now.

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released December 22, 2012

Generously Produced and Engineered by Clint Sargent

Cast and Crew:
ComRad Fantastic with the
Peasant Revolution Band
Jeff S. Dodge
Lint Chocolate
Steve Cebula
Bobby Caesar
Brian Shaylor
The Commander
Dick Midnite

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