1. |
Fashion Plate Girl
02:46
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Hey there fashion plate girl
You got every beauty aid made on this world
You look like the girl in the super drink ad
Everythings velvet then everythings plaid
You run around shopping and buying like mad
And if you can’t have it you act very sad
Hey there fashion plate girl
You got every beauty aid made on this world
You’re eyes are made up right and so is your nose
And that’s a nice fragrance for between your toes
Nobody’s perfect but you won’t let that show
You put on your face hoping nobody knows
Hey there fashion plate girl
You got every beauty aid made on this world
Hey there Pleistocene world
Thanks for the stuff that makes fashion plate girl
Thanks for the stuff
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2. |
Speedwalker
03:32
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Yeah, uh huh, yeah
Got bath towels
Did you get em on sale
Everythings here
Buckets and pails
Food court mall
Guilty as charged
Soda and fries
Both extra large
I’m a speedwalker
Walking in the mall
Walking in the mall
Gonna see it all
Mediocre grooving in a mediocre town
Thug mall life and I wear it proud
The labor that’s making all these clothes that I buy
As advertised
I’m a speedwalker
Walking in the mall
Walking in the mall
Gonna see it all
Never apparel
Apple republic
Secret topic
Speedwalker strut
With my speedwalker butt
Weight in each arm
And a smile full of smarm
And no mother hubbard gonna slow me down
Speedwalker mall so I head downtown
I’m walkin in the mall
I’m gonna see it all
I’m a speedwalker
Walking in the mall
Walking in the mall
Gonna see it all
Speedwalker
Yeah, uh huh, yeah
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3. |
Aye Solution
03:44
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Oh dusty days
Oh my it hurts
Pain in my eyes
I can’t feel much worse
And the contacts in my eyes keep on movin
And the contacts in my life keep on moving
Aye solution
Dirt on the lens
Aye solution
I can’t see my friends
Save it all
Save each drop
Aye solution
Sing it loud
Sing it proud
I’m a solution
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4. |
Telemarket Tear
02:53
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I got nowhere to go but this room full of phones
Callin homes of strangers who don’t wanna know
About the crap that I’m sellin
So they tell me where to go
To hell you tele tele tele telemarket tear
Tele tele tele telemarket tear
Tell me that you love me telemarket tear
Sell it sell it telemarket tear
I call up and ask have you heard of the ear thermometer
She said “yah telemaketer and you can stick it in your rear
Snappy comeback I said
Would you go out for a beer
With a desperate a lonely telemarket tear
Tele tele tele telemarket tear
Tell me that you love me telemarket tear
Sell it sell it telemarket tear
When I get home theres a message from you
But the very last thing that I want to do
Is talk on the phone
Don’t wanna talk on the phone no more
I got nowhere to go but this room full of phones
Callin homes of strangers who don’t wanna know
About the crap that I’m sellin
So they tell me where to go
To hell you tele tele tele telemarket tear
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5. |
Peasant Revolution Band
03:57
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We’re 27 years away
From the planet blowing us away
If you really don’t want to stay
Go find somewhere else to play
We’re a peasant revolution band
Trying to really understand
And the truth of our mission
Is to heal all division
Come join our peasant revolution band
And the status quo just can’t stay
Gotta go and get the hell away
Well I thought I’d go and find some peace today
But somebody’s got to make them pay
We’re a peasant revolution band
Trying to really understand
And the truth of our mission
Is to heal all division
Come join our peasant revolution band
The gentry is awash today
The greedy pigs and gilded troughs that they bath
I wish I didn’t have to stay
But somebody’s got to make them pay
We’re a peasant revolution band
Trying to really understand
And the truth of our mission
Is to heal all division
Come join our peasant revolution band
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6. |
The Great Retail Strike
04:47
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Party’s going swell
You’re out of beer and you decide to get some
The cheapest place for beer
Is at your local corporate supermarket store
It’s a dollar more at the mom and pop store
But it’s a dollar much better spent
Cuz corporate owns the real estate
And they just raised old mom and pop’s rent
I don’t want to buy all of that crap
And I don’t want the plastic in which its wrapped
And I don’t want to break the great retail strike
I’m gonna go some other way
Other than the safe say
There is a better way
Let’s go some other way
Against my advice you’re in the corporate store
And you’re heading straight for
Where they keep the beer
They sucker you into buying chips and other expensive stuff
Before you’re anywhere near
They think we’re stupid so they put up all those
Dumb and ugly advertising signs
Sure you’ve got a choice but they make sure its them that you choose
Everytime
I don’t want to buy all of that crap
And I don’t want the plastic in which its wrapped
And I don’t want to break the great retail strike
I’m gonna go some other way
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7. |
Culdesac
03:21
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Culdesac
If you ever find a way out
Better find a way to stay out
Culdesac
Buy sell rent
Any god or government
Buy sell rent
Nobodies livin in a culdesac
Culdesac
If you ever find a way out
Better find a way to stay out
Culdesac
Stolen gone spent
Co-insurance
People incorporate
Nobody livin in a culdesac
Culdesac
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8. |
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Con chavo Larry en Chavas
He ate chorizo me chile
And you might think that I’m silly
Tan buen provecho
I saw the face of my lord
In a tortilla
If you see the lord on your plate
Possible jesus or not
Appreciate what you got
Tan buen provecho
I saw the face of my lord
In a tortilla
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9. |
Stuff
03:01
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Spend spend spend
Saw a car commercial
Cant get it out my head
Gotta go and get it
And spend spend spend
Saw a clothes commercial
Cant get it out my head
Gotta go and get it
And spend spend spend
I need stuff
Can’t get enough of it
Can’t get enough
Can’t get enough of that stuff
Spend spend spend
Saw a car commercial
Cant get it out my head
Gotta go and get it
And spend spend spend
Saw a clothes commercial
Cant get it out my head
Gotta go and get it
And spend spend spend
I need stuff
Can’t get enough of it
Can’t get enough
Can’t get enough of that stuff
Caught your latest gimmick
Had to go pretend
I got a lot of money
To spend spend spend
Caught your latest gimmick
Had to go pretend
I got a lot of money
To spend spend spend
I need stuff
Can’t get enough of it
Can’t get enough
Can’t get enough of that stuff
Ahh I need some stuff
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10. |
Precious Gem
04:46
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Oh Alex I’m in double jeopardy
Oh I’m sorry
Yah I’m so sorry
That’s incorrect
I’ll take finders and keepers
For one hundred
What am I
What am I
Doing here
Had my hand right on the buzzer
But I’m just too hesitant
Guess I’ll just keep switchin channels
Till I find that precious gem
Kerry Brown
Won’t you
Come on down
You’re the next contestant
You’re the next contestant
Give Bob a kiss
I tried to guess the highest
Without going over
They yelled guess higher
So I guessed higher
But it’s lower
But I don’t leave empty handed
The home version I get to keep
Guess I’ll just keep switchin channels
Till I find that precious gem
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